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Hi, I'm Beatriz. Reporting the news is what I do best and everything else is tied for last place.
Yeah, sometimes I'm a six-year-old.
- Mom: You want me to buy you chicken nuggets?
- Me: Yes, the dinosaur shaped ones.
- Mom: Can't I just buy the regular ones?
- Me: NO. They MUST be the dinosaur-shaped ones.
- Mom: But they all taste the same.
- Me: No they don't! They must be dinosaurs or I will not eat them!
- Mom: Okay...and you also want Macaroni and cheese?
- Me: Yes, the Spongebob shaped ones.
- Mom: You do realize you are 19, right?
- Me: What's your point?
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angrybabykatie said:
My favorite french fries are smiley shaped. No shame.
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