Hi, I'm Beatriz. Reporting the news is what I do best and everything else is tied for last place.

My worst fucking nightmare.



There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra)


How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

"Starbucks cups are like ugly people: they’re great on the inside but on the outside I’m like ‘I have a problem with this.’" -Mitchell

Baby horsey likes to prance!