Hi, I'm Beatriz. Reporting the news is what I do best and everything else is tied for last place.


My worst fucking nightmare.


lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra)


urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?


"Starbucks cups are like ugly people: they’re great on the inside but on the outside I’m like ‘I have a problem with this.’" -Mitchell


Baby horsey likes to prance!